You guys all know about the bucket list – right? Did you start it yet, are you done with yours I don’t know about you, but I’ve been working on mine forever and it’s not even half done. I am not sure if I have enough time in my life to complete everything on it, but it’s fun to toy with an idea, that one day I will be in the audience on SNL ( I submitted my name twice for a lottery and so far no phone call from them). It’s also fun to think that one day I will spend a month in Krishna temple, where I will cleanse my body and soul, just like Elizabeth Gilbert, who later went on to Oprah (another bucket list stop that will never happen for me) and made millions writing about it in her book “Eat, Pray, Love” .
Yes, it’s all fun, but you know what’s even more fun is to create a “Fu*k it” list! Ellie from Elena Rensley had created her “Fu*k it” list and I absolutely loved the idea, so here is mine:
Never again will I fit in size 4 clothes. (Heidi Klum is not a real person, giving birth to 4 kids and looking like her is not humanly possibly).
I will never complete a parachute jump (I am petrified of heights, the closest thing I came to is Ziplining)
Never achieve a perfectly clean house or closets (home is where the mess is!).
Follow the latest fashion trends (call me an old-fashion, but I still like my morning paper delivered to my front door).
Will never be a runner(I tried once and almost killed myself).
Understand what American Football is! (don’t try to explain it to me, I will never get it).
Like white chocolate (it suppose to be black, people!, everything else is just like eating sweet fat).
Care about Star Wars! (Cinnabon buns on Princess Leah’s head?!…..)
Worry about who likes me. (Comes with the territory – love to be in my 40s).